7 Reasons Why LoEstro’s Offsites are LIT!
1. “Goa Plans” get cancelled, so we do International ! 🌏
We’re the kind of group that spend hours arguing over where to go for our offsite, and then just wings it once we get there. Who needs a plan when you’ve got alcohol? Btw, we made it to Singapore
2. Practice well being with Alcohol 🍻
Payal was on a liquid diet throughout our 4 day long trip 🙌. Acquire skills 101 to live on 94876241 DAD (drinks a day)!
3. Slay your banker vibe in every style 💸
Rakesh’s polo t-shirt travelled from client meetings to Singapore’s beach ! 👕
4. Travel with Human Calendars ⏰
Rakesh & Payal nudged us throughout the trip, reminding us that you can take the banker out of investment banking but not investment banking out of a banker ! You will never miss out anything unplanned 🙊
5. Apart from six figure bonuses, what else screams “Investment Banker?” 🚤
We whispered “investment banking” by being woefully dressed for it. At the sea, Rakesh rediscovered his long forgotten national level swimming talent, while Payal & Bibek took their chances at being Kayak Moguls! Who needs a job in finance when you can become a kayak mogul / Olympic swimmer?
6. Gang-up against towering figures 🗼
Rakesh and other women of the team do not like the height difference anymore. We have concluded that we are unfriendly to >5.5 ft. We might not be able to touch the ceiling, but we can touch your heart (Or your wallet, if you’re a client)
7. Optimize on FOMO 👽
We may have missed out on some thrilling places, but we gained so much more — Payal’s killer tan, Rakesh’s shining “na-kesh.” Who needs rollercoasters when you can be a human dolphin 🐬
Our trip was like a buffet of epic proportions — we danced like there was no tomorrow, we ate like we were bottomless pits, and we drank like…well, like investment bankers. It was a trip that none of us will ever forget, and we all took home our own little slices of heaven — whether it was a new friend, a newfound appreciation for a certain type of cuisine, or simply a hangover that lasted for days. But hey, that’s the price you pay for a buffet this good.!
Stay Tuned till we celebrate Rakesh’s 88th Birthday on our next Offsite ! 🙊
